You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
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He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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