I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
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If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
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I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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