You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
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He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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