Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
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dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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