butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
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We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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