Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
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TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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