You're completely useless in the revolution.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
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You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
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Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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