omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
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Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
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I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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