Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
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I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
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We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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