she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
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Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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