We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
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I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
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Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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