Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
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I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
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Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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