how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
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sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
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I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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