Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
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i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
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bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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