just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
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Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
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