I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
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Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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