And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
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The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
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He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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