Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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