would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
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I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
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well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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