let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
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We talked him into tasing himself.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
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My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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