dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
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Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
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Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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