There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
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So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
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The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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