man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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