You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
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My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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