Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
These tits shall not be calmed
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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