wrigley field is MILF paradise
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
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Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
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whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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