did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
What did we do last night that was yellow?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
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Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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