This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
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Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
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Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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