the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
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Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
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Drake has all the answers
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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