Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
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I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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