Christians are straight up FREAKS
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
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I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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