He asked me if I "almost moaned"
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
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Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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