Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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