Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
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I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
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Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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