Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Oh god it's open bar.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Randomize