Taylor Swift is so right about you.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
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Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
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I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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