YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
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I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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