Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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