It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
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Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
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Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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