I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
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totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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