we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
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Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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