and you said cock pushups were impossible
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
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This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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