If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
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Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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