the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
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Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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