Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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