Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
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I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
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You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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