Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
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I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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