Christians are straight up FREAKS
my phone needs a breathalizer
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
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Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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