the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
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Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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