at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
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So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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